Gotcha...

(She pings he)
He: I am sorry for whatever I said but it wasn't that big an issue, or was it?
She: Don't say sorry, it doesn't help.
He: Listen to me at least, I was just making fun of X, that has nothing to do with you.
She: I pretty well know what you said, and there is a limit to everything.
He: I just said that...
She: I don't care.
He: Oh come on, it was nothing, and I said sorry.
She: It was something, and you should have thought about it before.
He: Tell me what you heard, lets be clear about it.
She: Clear??? You know what you said, what is it that you want to hear from me?
He: Friends me thoda bohot to chalta hai..
She: Haan..but only if I had been there when you were saying all that.
He: Lemme know who told you all this, I actually need to take care of that A***OLE.
She: Mind your language, lets maintain some level of decency.
He: I can't take all this blame on me, I need to know and like you said, there is a limit to everything.
She: Ahh...you talking about limits !!!
He: Why not. Now shut up and listen to me. I am not going to take this anymore.
She: I never knew we were heading towards something of this sort.
He: A shitty mind, that's what you are. How foolish of me to think of you as a friend.
She: Oh yeah!!! I should actually be saying this. A guy who doesn't know how to respect girls can never be my friend.
He: Stop it you B**CH. You don't deserve being called a girl.
She: Get lost.
He: You get lost.
(She tells about the chat to A, who spreads the word to B and C. They get into severe panic mode.)
Next day at college, A, B and C and X try to persuade he and she to talk it out and resolve things. He meets she and they start it all over again)
He: I never wanted to meet you, I am here only because my friends wanted that.
She: And after all that you said, do you think I would even want to see your face again ???
He: Don't you do that, haven't you had enough yesterday that you want to hear still more?
She: I told you guys, he knows not how to talk, things can never be settled.
He: Keep blabbering, I don't even wish to look at your face.
She: Do you think I am looking at you??? Nooo...I am not.
He: Take her away, or I'll say something that I should ideally not.
She: Come here.
(She and he shake hands and are joined by A. Was this some kind of a joke, YES IT WAS)
This is how you make your friends(B,C and X in this case) realize that they aren't as smart as they think they are.